I think I’m going to be the asshole who buys a scalped ps5 on eBay. Then we do some paintball or other outdoor stuff with a few masked kids? But how can pandemic birthdays suck even slightly less? Are there good treats or surprises I’m forgetting? Because I am so burned out that I am probably missing some stuff.
Balloon delivery? I let mine pick all the meals for the day and made a tackle box of candy to go along the the other gifts. And I bought lots of cards--one from each member of the family.
The phrase “Tackle box of candy” is amazing and I want to receive one as well as give one.
Maybe outdoor dinner at a restaurant?